Even real men need to wear a tie every now and then, so this lesson: How To Tie a Tie....Enjoy!
Halloween 2011: Headless Biker
This is one of the only times you will ever see me post a picture of myself. Not because I am scared of internet stalkers, or the FBI, CIA, IRS, or any other 3 letter agency that thinks their shit don't stink...but because I don't want to ugly up, downgrade, or spoil the classy mood of the Man Blog.
I won Most Original Costume though at a party last night, so I wanted to share it. Being the cheapskate that I am, I didn't want to spend any money, so I took the hood from a faceless reaper costume from one of the past year's costumes, and wore it under my motorcycle helmet, put on my Worth Harley Davidson shirt, along with my chaps, riding boots, leather jacket and riding gloves.....viola! Headless biker.
Sunday Service: I See Stupid People
AMEN! Yet stupid people remain too stupid to know they really shouldn't breed.... so the stupidity multiplies.
Skyhumping, more fun than Skyjacking, and Almost as Illegal
The news story:
The video:
It seems funny to me that David Chrouch of Sky Dive Taft claims: "This shouldn't have happened and will never happen again." and acting like he had no clue this was going on, yet the video seems to be basically a commercial for Sky Dive Taft. Why else would they put Sky Dive Taft in both beginning and ending credits? Just tell the truth Mr. Chrouch, you knew all about it, and was hoping it would get out, and give Sky Dive Taft all kinds of free publicity....and why didn't the receptionist get fired too? Could it be all the potential customers who will come in just because they want to nail her? Thought so.
I am no Sherlock Holmes, but it seems obvious to me.
Kick Ass Quote: Samuel Clemons a.k.a. Mark Twain
Laws control the lesser man....right conduct controls the greater one.
(Mark Twain)
Specimen Jar Having the Last Laugh
Here is a blast from the past. This is probably one of the first videos I watched on the internet back in 98 or 99 with a 56k dial-up connection. I think it took about an hour to buffer. Was well worth it though.... Fucking hilarious!
Epic Douchebag: Michael Duke CEO Walmart
This douchebag has probably done more to ruin the United States than our entire administration (past and present) put together.
He tossed out Wal-Mart's "Made in the USA" buying practices in favor of cheaper made crap from China. This was all cleverly done by making it almost impossible for manufacturers in the US to make products for Wal-Mart. Demanding structural and procedural changes to factories, and then expecting such a low purchasing price, that it wouldn't make it worth it. I'd be willing to bet Wal-Mart does not make these demands of the Chinese manufacturers. (other than the low purchasing prices, because it is cheap Chinese shit after all)
This prick also claims Wal-Mart can't afford to supply it's employees with basic health insurance (a lot of Wal-Mart employees do have insurance, so really would it break the bank to supply ALL employees?) while he draws a completely ridiculous $35 million salary.
Let's put this into terms that the normal person can grasp.... That's $16,826 per hour...per HOUR!
The average Wal-Mart employee will earn $13,650 per year...per YEAR!
Seems to me like just one, maybe two hours of his salary would probably cover the health insurance for all the employees.
These kind of salary practices are 75% of what is wrong with this country. Yes, Presidents and CEOs do deserve high, even VERY high salaries....but ridiculous salaries? Any American that feels they deserve more in an hour than another hard-working American earns in a year needs to be violated prison style.
Michael Duke.........You're a fuckin' Douchebag!
Featured Website: Manly Stuff In General
Another man blog. Same basic style as Tim's Man Blog, with a little less stupid humor, a few more hot chicks, and Alex a.k.a. "Jaywalker" is a much better writer than I.
His last post was back in 2009, so he has probably abandoned it. There are some good posts though, and worth a look.
His last post was back in 2009, so he has probably abandoned it. There are some good posts though, and worth a look.
How To Build a Cyclorama Photo Studio
This Lesson: How To Build a Cyclorama Photo Studio
Yes, this is off the wall, but the framing and finishing techniques are good to know.....Enjoy!
The world loses another real man: Dan Wheldon
The passing of Indy Car Driver Dan Wheldon was announced. He was involved in a horrific fiery 15 car crash during a race in Las Vegas. He was 33 years old, a 16 time IndyCar winner, and series champion in 2005.
Today, the thoughts and prayers of men (and women) everywhere are with Dan's wife Susie and his sons Sebastian and Oliver. A Man Blog salute goes out to the late Dan Wheldon, a real man, he will be missed.
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| R.I.P. Dan Wheldon 1978 - 2011 |
Sunday Service: Worried To Death
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| Just being in a room full of hypocrites will make you want to do it yourself! |
Featured Website: Tool Rank
Don't buy another tool without checking out Tool-Rank for great unbiased reviews, tool news, and new product information.
Columbus Day Is a Bogus Hoax
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| Just one more instance that we were lied to in school. I'd like to see just one 3rd grader ask the teacher this question: How the fuck did Columbus "discover" America when the
Indians were already here? What's wrong with schools teaching the truth? |
Sunday Service: Noah Must Have Had Some Issues
Or the termites for that matter, not to mention the beavers.
Factory Recall On Dildos
This is by far the best radio prank I have ever heard.
Next time you get a chick's phone number, disguise your voice, and be the guy from the toy company. It would be a great way to learn if she's either frigid, or just way more than you could handle....either way though, what an ice breaker when you reveal who you really are.
Epic Douchebag: Nadya Suleman a.k.a. Octomom
This Douchebag has actually done nothing to earn the title other than just being born stupid. Too stupid to know it's a vagina, not a clown car....too stupid to accept help without being a bitch (she basically had the whole world kissing her ass, and farted).... and too stupid to realize that now she is totally fucked.
This waste of space is a great example as to why stupid people shouldn't breed....but breed she did...8 times in one shot, probably ruining her reproductive organs, so she can't even be considered life support for a vagina anymore....which makes her absolutely 100% useless.
In most recent news, she is losing her home to foreclosure. YEEHAA! more little bastards for the public to support.
Nadya Suleman a.k.a. Octomom.......You're a fuckin' Douchebag!
Nadya Suleman a.k.a. Octomom.......You're a fuckin' Douchebag!
Featured Website: Pornkins
The greatest pumpkin carving patterns to come along so far. If you buy one of these kits, and actually set these out for Halloween, send me pics, I will post them here. Extra credit if you live in a pretentious neighborhood.
Overpowered Ford Pinto
Vintage Pinto Body with racing chassis............$30,000.00
Ford Racing Engine..................................$50,000.00
Seat, Safety Gear, Wheels, Tires, etc.............$20,000.00
A $389.00 set of these....
PRICELESS!
Built Ford Tough
After reading the article which was published on the Manitoba Parkland website, watch the video. A true testament to just how tough Ford trucks are. The air conditioner that is suspected to have caused the fire...I am guessing was built in China.
PRESS RELEASE:
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| Kelleher Ford, Dauphin Manitoba |
On Saturday 2011 September 10 at
approximately 1330 hrs, the Dauphin Fire Department
responded to the report of a structure fire at 36 – 2nd
Avenue North West (Kelleher Ford) in
the City of Dauphin.
Upon arrival Firefighters found thick heavy
smoke and large flames extending from the office space in the North West
corner of the property; there were no injuries reported for any
occupants of the building as the staff evacuated the area immediately.
Two firefighters were treated at the scene by EMS; one for smoke
inhalation and the other for heat exhaustion.
The fire
spread extremely rapidly, due to several factors; the showroom and
sales office space were of a wood frame construction, the contents
within the building were extremely flammable, and the 30 km westerly
winds fanned the flames. As the wind was spreading the fire
along the roof, it also blew smoke directly into the City, causing
issues with numerous businesses and homes.
Firefighters remained
on scene for twenty one (21) hours to ensure there was no chance of the fire
reigniting. The structure suffered heavy smoke, heat and fire
damage; as a precautionary measure, the building had to be demolished
due to the fact the service bays had several layers of roofing
materials. The fire was trapped between the layers of
roofing, and spreading east. In order to prevent any damage to
neighboring buildings, a backhoe was called to the scene to begin
demolition at approximately 0200 hrs. “We knew by 0100 hrs we would not
be able to access the burning roofing materials in order to extinguish
the fire”, Fire Chief Cameron ABREY
stated. “Because the fire was burning the roof from
between the layers, we could not send firefighters onto the roof
itself. The safest option was to call in the backhoe and begin
demolition. This way, we were able to prevent the fire
spreading to Acklands Grainger to the East.”
ABREY also
reported, “Given the 32 degree temperatures Saturday, we knew the fire
would be extremely hard on the firefighters. Working a fire
like this, in these temperatures can quickly take their toll physically
on the firefighters. We have to rotate crews in and out, keeping
everyone hydrated.” It was immediately decided that additional
firefighters would be required. Gilbert Plains Fire
Department was requested to assist via the Provincial Mutual Aid
System. “We are extremely appreciative of Gilbert Plains Firefighters
assistance. They arrived on scene with several members and worked
diligently alongside our members to remove equipment and tools from the
service area and assist with the fire extinguishment.”
The members of Gilbert Plains remained on scene until approximately
2100 hrs Saturday evening.
As the fire is a
major loss to the community, the Office of the Fire
Commissioner was requested to attend and conduct the fire
investigation. It was determined a window air conditioning unit was
the cause of the fire.
The Dauphin Fire
Department would like to thank the community for their support during
this long incident. Food was brought for the Firefighters throughout
the day and night; thank you to Dave and crew at Showdra Meats, Bruce
and crew of Irving’s Catering, Kathy of Kat’s Korner Café and the
numerous others that dropped off supplies. Also thank you to Drozda
Backhoe Services and Stirling Enterprises for their assistance to the Fire
Department with their heavy equipment as the demolition prevented the fire
from spreading to any neighboring properties.
This video makes me proud to say: "I buy American", and very proud that one of the two factories that build the F-150 is located less that a mile from my home. Eat your hearts out all you Jap Crap driving pussies!
Kick-Ass Quote: Unknown On Gun Control
You want to take our guns? Fine, we'll give them to you.....bullets first.
(unknown)
Always remember: If you outlaw guns, only outlaws will have guns.
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