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Showing posts with label Man Humor. Show all posts
Larry The Cable Guy on Lousy Carolers
I had a caroler come to my door last night, and he really sucked: "Don't let your dog shit in my yard, and quit peeking in my windows or I am calling the cops". That don't even rhyme! Not to mention, hollering ain't singing. What a moron!
(I must give credit to Larry the Cable Guy for posting similar on
Facebook, I changed it slightly, but he gets credit for the joke.)
How-To Crack an A.T.M.
This week's video: How To Crack an A.T.M. in Under a Minute
I hope these thugs get caught, and spend lots of time being someone's bitch in prison...but I gotta give em kudos for the well orchestrated performance. It's almost like watching a NASCAR pit stop.
The Shocker: Hand Gesture of The New Millennium
The single hand gesture goes back centuries, but most recently, the ones we remember are the "Thumbs Up" of the fifties, the "Peace Sign" of the sixties, the "Spocker" of the seventies, the "Bird" of the eighties, the "Talk To The Hand" of the nineties, and the new millennium brings us....The Shocker.
Also known as "two in the pink, one in the stink" or "Two in the goo, one in the poo", among many other nicknames, "The Shocker" has almost become an everyday term synonymous with surprising your gal with a pinky up the ass. The Shocker has caught on big in certain circles (like mine) and is taking the world by storm. Schools have had talks of reprinting entire yearbooks due to kids throwing The Shocker in some of the pictures.
Also known as "two in the pink, one in the stink" or "Two in the goo, one in the poo", among many other nicknames, "The Shocker" has almost become an everyday term synonymous with surprising your gal with a pinky up the ass. The Shocker has caught on big in certain circles (like mine) and is taking the world by storm. Schools have had talks of reprinting entire yearbooks due to kids throwing The Shocker in some of the pictures.
Wikipedia describes The Shocker [HERE]
The Urban Dictionary's take on The Shocker [HERE] (along with a hilarious list of nicknames)
A website dedicated to pictures of people throwing The Shocker [HERE]
There is a book dedicated to The Shocker [HERE]
The high school yearbook story [HERE]
Two Rock Bands (that I know of) have written, recorded and performed songs titled: The Shocker
See videos below
Warner Drive:
Steel Panther:
For more information on this craze that is sweeping the world, just Google: "The Shocker", there is plenty of hilarity out there, including American Soldiers teaching Middle Eastern kids the fine art of throwing The Shocker.
Sunday Service: God Has a Sense of Humor!
Another great video by Julian Smith. This made me laugh, and once again pray that God has a sense of humor.
Redneck Storytellin
I can almost picture the General Lee with Dale Jr. behind the wheel. I wonder what happened to Bo and Luke.
The scary thing is that this guy will probably breed, if he hasn't already.
Father of the Year
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| Well done Chris' dad....but from now on keep tabs on what he is putting out there, so that you nip it in the bud at the first sign of "gangsta"....before the ho beatings and fatty rolling. |
Home of the Waggin Wiener errr Wiener Wagon
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| For years men have been looking for a place to buy them, and she has found it.... The one, the only Wiener Wagon. If word gets out, Porsche and Hummer drivers will be lining up around the block. Imagine their disappointment when they see the ketchup n mustard. |
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