Showing posts with label News. Show all posts
Showing posts with label News. Show all posts

Another Follow up on the Senco Fusion Nailer

I posted about the Senco Fusion Nailer awhile back, thinking it was a cool new nailgun technology, and it is, but apparently it can use a little refining...maybe should have undergone a little more R&D, at least according to this guy.

I myself have never had my hands on one, or even seen one in person, but this gentleman seems to know what he wants in a nail gun, and the Senco Fusion is not it.

The Shocker: Hand Gesture of The New Millennium

The single hand gesture goes back centuries, but most recently, the ones we remember are the "Thumbs Up" of the fifties, the "Peace Sign" of the sixties, the "Spocker" of the seventies, the "Bird" of the eighties, the "Talk To The Hand" of the nineties, and the new millennium brings us....The Shocker.

Also known as "two in the pink, one in the stink" or "Two in the goo, one in the poo", among many other nicknames, "The Shocker" has almost become an everyday term synonymous with surprising your gal with a pinky up the ass.   The Shocker  has caught on big in certain circles (like mine) and is taking the world by storm.  Schools have had talks of reprinting entire yearbooks due to kids throwing The Shocker in some of the pictures.
Wikipedia describes The Shocker [HERE]

The Urban Dictionary's take on The Shocker [HERE]  (along with a hilarious list of nicknames)

A website dedicated to pictures of people throwing The Shocker [HERE]

There is a book dedicated to The Shocker [HERE]

The high school yearbook story [HERE]


Two Rock Bands (that I know of) have written, recorded and performed songs titled: The Shocker
See videos below
Warner Drive:

Steel Panther:

For more information on this craze that is sweeping the world,  just Google: "The Shocker", there is plenty of hilarity out there, including  American Soldiers teaching Middle Eastern kids the fine art of throwing The Shocker.

Redneck Storytellin

I can almost picture the General Lee with Dale Jr. behind the wheel.  I wonder what happened to Bo and Luke.

The scary thing is that this guy will probably breed, if he hasn't already.

Featured Website: Sears.com



Not only is Sears the original seller of Craftsman tools (favorite of Real Men everywhere), but as a company, they have actually chosen to do the RIGHT thing.

Companies are required by law to hold the position for an employee that has been deployed by the military.  Sears takes it a step farther, making up the difference in salary, benefits, etc. so that the employee is able to keep their family in the lifestyle they are accustomed to...eliminating even more unwanted stresses to the Soldier.
I researched this thinking: "Yeah right, a big company caring about something other than stockholders and profits?", and my research yielded much surprise. It is 100% the truth.  I verified it through 3 different sources, all of which are very credible.
So please...show your appreciation for a company with a heart filled with something other than greed.  If you can, do at least some of your shopping at Sears.
Spend your hard-earned money with a company that cares about it's people, not oce that only cares about it's profits.

America loses one of it's favorite real men: Andy Rooney

It was announced that long-time CBS Commentator Andy Rooney has passed away at 92 after suffering complications due to a recent minor surgery.

Read the CNN story here

Mr. Rooney was one of those guys who could make you think by making you laugh.  It takes a very wise man to be able to make people laugh at serious situations while making them think about it, but Mr. Rooney did it every week.

A HUGE Man Blog salute goes out to the late great Andy Rooney......R.I.P.  Mr. Rooney.  You will be missed by many.

Andy Rooney as we used to see him on Sunday evenings.

Skyhumping, more fun than Skyjacking, and Almost as Illegal

 The news story:


The video:


It seems funny to me that David Chrouch of Sky Dive Taft claims: "This shouldn't have happened and will never happen again." and acting like he had no clue this was going on, yet the video seems to be basically a commercial for Sky Dive Taft. Why else would they put Sky Dive Taft in both beginning and ending credits?  Just tell the truth Mr. Chrouch, you knew all about it, and was hoping it would get out, and give Sky Dive Taft all kinds of free publicity....and why didn't the receptionist get fired too? Could it be all the potential customers who will come in just because they want to nail her?  Thought so.
I am no Sherlock Holmes, but it seems obvious to me.

Well done on the Marketing Mr. Chrouch, I hope Sky Dive Taft is prospering.....in the future, just learn to cover your ass a little better, blatant lying on the news just makes you look like a douchebag.

The world loses another real man: Dan Wheldon

The passing of Indy Car Driver Dan Wheldon was announced.  He was involved in a horrific fiery 15 car crash during a race in Las Vegas.  He was 33 years old, a 16 time IndyCar winner, and series champion in 2005.
Today, the thoughts and prayers of men (and women) everywhere are with Dan's wife Susie and his sons Sebastian and Oliver.  A Man Blog salute goes out to the late Dan Wheldon, a real man, he will be missed.
 
R.I.P.  Dan Wheldon   1978 - 2011














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Columbus Day Is a Bogus Hoax

Just one more instance that we were lied to in school.    I'd like to see just one 3rd grader ask the teacher this question: How the fuck did Columbus "discover" America when the Indians were already here? 
What's wrong with schools teaching the truth?

Epic Douchebag: Nadya Suleman a.k.a. Octomom

This Douchebag has actually done nothing to earn the title other than just being born stupid.  Too stupid to know it's a vagina, not a clown car....too stupid to accept help without being a bitch (she basically had the whole world kissing her ass, and farted).... and too stupid to realize that now she is totally fucked.
This waste of space is a great example as to why stupid people shouldn't breed....but breed she did...8 times in one shot, probably ruining her reproductive organs, so she can't even be considered life support for a vagina anymore....which makes her absolutely 100% useless.
In most recent news, she is losing her home to foreclosure. YEEHAA! more little bastards for the public to support.
Nadya Suleman a.k.a. Octomom.......You're a fuckin' Douchebag!

Built Ford Tough

After reading the article which was published on the Manitoba Parkland website, watch the video.  A true testament to just how tough Ford trucks are.  The air conditioner that is suspected to have caused the fire...I am guessing was built in China.

PRESS RELEASE:
Kelleher Ford, Dauphin Manitoba
On Saturday 2011 September 10 at approximately 1330 hrs, the Dauphin Fire Department responded to the report of a structure fire at 36 – 2nd Avenue North West (Kelleher Ford) in the City of Dauphin.

Upon arrival Firefighters found thick heavy smoke and large flames extending from the office space in the North West corner of the property; there were no injuries reported for any occupants of the building as the staff evacuated the area immediately.  Two firefighters were treated at the scene by EMS; one for smoke inhalation and the other for heat exhaustion.

The fire spread extremely rapidly, due to several factors; the showroom and sales office space were of a wood frame construction, the contents within the building were extremely flammable, and the 30 km westerly winds fanned the flames.  As the wind was spreading the fire along the roof, it also blew smoke directly into the City, causing issues with numerous businesses and homes.

Firefighters remained on scene for twenty one (21) hours to ensure there was no chance of the fire reigniting.  The structure suffered heavy smoke, heat and fire damage; as a precautionary measure, the building had to be demolished due to the fact the service bays had several layers of roofing materials.  The fire was trapped between the layers of roofing, and spreading east.  In order to prevent any damage to neighboring buildings, a backhoe was called to the scene to begin demolition at approximately 0200 hrs.  “We knew by 0100 hrs we would not be able to access the burning roofing materials in order to extinguish the fire”, Fire Chief Cameron ABREY stated.  “Because the fire was burning the roof from between the layers, we could not send firefighters onto the roof itself.  The safest option was to call in the backhoe and begin demolition.  This way, we were able to prevent the fire spreading to Acklands Grainger to the East.”

ABREY also reported, “Given the 32 degree temperatures Saturday, we knew the fire would be extremely hard on the firefighters.  Working a fire like this, in these temperatures can quickly take their toll physically on the firefighters.  We have to rotate crews in and out, keeping everyone hydrated.”  It was immediately decided that additional firefighters would be required.  Gilbert Plains Fire Department was requested to assist via the Provincial Mutual Aid System.  “We are extremely appreciative of Gilbert Plains Firefighters assistance.  They arrived on scene with several members and worked diligently alongside our members to remove equipment and tools from the service area and assist with the fire extinguishment.”  The members of Gilbert Plains remained on scene until approximately 2100 hrs Saturday evening.

As the fire is a major loss to the community, the Office of the Fire Commissioner was requested to attend and conduct the fire investigation.  It was determined a window air conditioning unit was the cause of the fire.

The Dauphin Fire Department would like to thank the community for their support during this long incident.  Food was brought for the Firefighters throughout the day and night; thank you to Dave and crew at Showdra Meats, Bruce and crew of Irving’s Catering, Kathy of Kat’s Korner Café and the numerous others that dropped off supplies.  Also thank you to Drozda Backhoe Services and Stirling Enterprises for their assistance to the Fire Department with their heavy equipment as the demolition prevented the fire from spreading to any neighboring properties.

 This video makes me proud to say: "I buy American", and very proud that one of the two factories that build the F-150 is located less that a mile from my home.  Eat your hearts out all you Jap Crap driving pussies!

Awesome Building Design, Dynamic Architecture

I read about dynamic architecture a few years ago, and the article said back then that there was one of these towers under construction in Dubai.  According to the same article though, they claim these buildings can be completed in a fraction of the time it takes to construct a conventional building.  Now, I don't claim to be a genius or anything, but I read the article at least 2 years ago, and I know a conventional building can be built in under 2 years, yet we have yet to see the completed version of one of these towers.....wtf?  So, I guess we are not quite sure if this is for real or not....but man, I hope they are, because these are some neat buildings.

Designed by David Fisher of Dynamic Architecture Group, I can't do it justice just writing about it, you really have to watch the video.

Epic Douchebag: Mike Ullman Pres/CEO JCPenney

This esteemed Douchebag earns the title by lacking balls.  You all know how much I love a company with balls enough to run controversial ads.  Well, JC Penney had one of those ads, but with a little bit of uproar from some whining bitches, they pulled the ad(s).  (I won't even go into the story about the shirt they pulled from their shelves due to a little heat from probably the same whining bitches.) I'll bet Mr. Ullman keeps his balls tightly tucked in his wife's purse too.  A real man would have put out a press release saying basically: "Fuck you if  you don't like ads we run, buy your own company, and then you can pick the ads." and "Fuck you if you don't like the shirts we sell, buy your own clothing shop, and then you can pick the shirts."
The irony is great though, the commercial featured the infamous Phoebe Cates pool scene from Fast Times At Ridgemont High and got yanked. (HA "yanked"....Ya get it?...if not, rent the movie.)  See the entire story: HERE 

MAN UP! Mike Ullman....Until then, you're a fuckin' Douchebag!

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Follow up on Senco Fusion Nailer...

Awhile back I posted an article about the Senco Fusion Nailer.  I have not used one of these, so I in no way endorse it, I am merely highlighting the new technology and I have to admit, everything I have seen is impressive. They are going for $400 at this point, but like all new technology, I expect that will come down over time.

As a follow up of that article, here is a video review.


Never Forget...

Here we are on the 10th anniversary of the terrorist attacks on this great country of ours.  I know the press is running it into the ground, but I can not let this day go by without paying homage Man Blog Style.  


So, here it is:  Tim's Man Blog Tribute to 9-11...

My favorite pictures of people are the ones that do not show a face, yet manage to capture the entire story, and this picture does just that.
One glance, and you can see the physical, mental, and emotional drain that had been inflicted on this hero.

We will indeed never forget.

It will be interesting to see if this goes anywhere (no pun intended)...

Will this be the next big thing? Tata Motors of India thinks so...yes Tata is actually the name of an auto maker, and not just something you see in one of my Massive Mammories Monday posts.
This is an auto engine that runs on air.  That's right, AIR not gas or diesel or electric but just compressed air.  Tata Motors expected these vehicles to hit the streets in India by August, so if they made their mark, they are running all over the place over there.

 Completely butt ugly in my opinion, but they may be on to something here...

Typical Chinese shit from Wal-Mart...

 Here is a copy of an email I received from the first Real Man I ever met....my Dad.

FYI from a friend.

Be
low is a picture of a CFL light bulb from my bathroom.  I turned it on the other day and then smelled smoke after a few minutes.  Four inch flames were spewing out of the side of the ballast like a blow torch!  I immediately turned off the lights.  But I'm sure it would have caused a fire if I was not right there.  Imagine if the kids had left the lights on as usual when they were not in the room.
I took the bulb to the Fire Department to report the incident.  The Fireman wasn't at all surprised and said that it was not an uncommon occurrence.   Apparently, sometimes when the bulb burns out there is a chance that the ballast can start a fire.  He told me that the Fire Marshall had issued reports about the dangers of these bulbs.

Upon doing some Internet research, it seems that bulbs made by "Globe" in China seem to have the lion's share of problems.  Lots of fires have been blamed on misuse of CFL bulbs, like using them in recessed lighting, pot lights, dimmers or in track lighting.  Mine was installed in a normal light socket.

I bought these at Wal-Mart.
 I will be removing all the Globe bulbs from my house. CFL bulbs are a great energy saver but make sure you buy a name brand like Sylvania , Phillips or GE and not the ones from China . 

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