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Showing posts with label Tim's 2 Cents. Show all posts

My High School Daze...

Mike and I have known each other for close to 30 years.  We grew up in a place where you can smell the sweet mash of a moonshine still in almost every direction, outhouses are still not uncommon, and the term: "Y'all come back now, ya hear." can be heard on a daily basis.

The year was 1984, and I drove this...
76 Chevy Vega
Until 1986, when I got this...
73 Chevy Monte Carlo
Around the same time, he got this...
73 Chevy Silverado
And all of the above were outfitted with one of these...
We had a close friend in our circle who's dad used to own a car audio and CB shop. He set us up with our own side-band,  basically giving our group another 40 private channels.
We spent the majority of our teen years running around in these vehicles, doing what teenage redneck rebels do: listening to Foreigner, Rush, Lynyrd Skynyrd, and Hank Jr., going to parties and bonfires, cruising the backroads (where we grew up, they were pretty much ALL back roads) while polishing off a 12 pack of whatever we could get someone over 21 to buy, blowing stuff up, chasing girls, taunting the cops (who did not scare us at all, unless they threatened to call our dads), and raising hell at every opportunity.  I am not trying to make us sound like the Dukes of Hazzard, our life was much more fun, because we didn't have to abide by the FCC's laws of censorship.
We were inseparable until 1989, when I moved away to go to school, and he joined the Army.  The last time we got together was the holiday season of 1991, and he was home on leave from the Persian Gulf.  Remember that? Operation Desert Storm.... The original Shock and Awe!  Where we kicked ass and took names.
Believe it or not, we both became productive, gainfully employed members of society, now raising families of our own, and swearing that if our kids pull the crap we did, that we will send them to military school.








The Shocker: Hand Gesture of The New Millennium

The single hand gesture goes back centuries, but most recently, the ones we remember are the "Thumbs Up" of the fifties, the "Peace Sign" of the sixties, the "Spocker" of the seventies, the "Bird" of the eighties, the "Talk To The Hand" of the nineties, and the new millennium brings us....The Shocker.

Also known as "two in the pink, one in the stink" or "Two in the goo, one in the poo", among many other nicknames, "The Shocker" has almost become an everyday term synonymous with surprising your gal with a pinky up the ass.   The Shocker  has caught on big in certain circles (like mine) and is taking the world by storm.  Schools have had talks of reprinting entire yearbooks due to kids throwing The Shocker in some of the pictures.
Wikipedia describes The Shocker [HERE]

The Urban Dictionary's take on The Shocker [HERE]  (along with a hilarious list of nicknames)

A website dedicated to pictures of people throwing The Shocker [HERE]

There is a book dedicated to The Shocker [HERE]

The high school yearbook story [HERE]


Two Rock Bands (that I know of) have written, recorded and performed songs titled: The Shocker
See videos below
Warner Drive:

Steel Panther:

For more information on this craze that is sweeping the world,  just Google: "The Shocker", there is plenty of hilarity out there, including  American Soldiers teaching Middle Eastern kids the fine art of throwing The Shocker.

Kick-Ass Quote: Lee Iacocca

When you die, if you've got five real friends, then you've had a great life.
(Lee Iacocca quoting his father)


The difference between a friend, and a real friend...

A friend will bail you out of jail.

A real friend will be sitting there next to you in the cell saying: "Shit, I guess we fucked up....but DAMN that was fun!"
(Tim's 2 cents)

America loses one of it's favorite real men: Andy Rooney

It was announced that long-time CBS Commentator Andy Rooney has passed away at 92 after suffering complications due to a recent minor surgery.

Read the CNN story here

Mr. Rooney was one of those guys who could make you think by making you laugh.  It takes a very wise man to be able to make people laugh at serious situations while making them think about it, but Mr. Rooney did it every week.

A HUGE Man Blog salute goes out to the late great Andy Rooney......R.I.P.  Mr. Rooney.  You will be missed by many.

Andy Rooney as we used to see him on Sunday evenings.

Halloween 2011: Headless Biker

This is one of the only times you will ever see me post a picture of myself.  Not because I am scared of internet stalkers, or the FBI, CIA, IRS, or any other 3 letter agency that thinks their shit don't stink...but because I don't want to ugly up, downgrade, or spoil the classy mood of the Man Blog.

I won Most Original Costume though at a party last night, so I wanted to share it.  Being the cheapskate that I am, I didn't want to spend any money, so I took the hood from a faceless reaper costume from one of the past year's costumes, and wore it under my motorcycle helmet, put on my Worth Harley Davidson shirt, along with my chaps, riding boots, leather jacket and riding gloves.....viola!  Headless biker.

Built Ford Tough

After reading the article which was published on the Manitoba Parkland website, watch the video.  A true testament to just how tough Ford trucks are.  The air conditioner that is suspected to have caused the fire...I am guessing was built in China.

PRESS RELEASE:
Kelleher Ford, Dauphin Manitoba
On Saturday 2011 September 10 at approximately 1330 hrs, the Dauphin Fire Department responded to the report of a structure fire at 36 – 2nd Avenue North West (Kelleher Ford) in the City of Dauphin.

Upon arrival Firefighters found thick heavy smoke and large flames extending from the office space in the North West corner of the property; there were no injuries reported for any occupants of the building as the staff evacuated the area immediately.  Two firefighters were treated at the scene by EMS; one for smoke inhalation and the other for heat exhaustion.

The fire spread extremely rapidly, due to several factors; the showroom and sales office space were of a wood frame construction, the contents within the building were extremely flammable, and the 30 km westerly winds fanned the flames.  As the wind was spreading the fire along the roof, it also blew smoke directly into the City, causing issues with numerous businesses and homes.

Firefighters remained on scene for twenty one (21) hours to ensure there was no chance of the fire reigniting.  The structure suffered heavy smoke, heat and fire damage; as a precautionary measure, the building had to be demolished due to the fact the service bays had several layers of roofing materials.  The fire was trapped between the layers of roofing, and spreading east.  In order to prevent any damage to neighboring buildings, a backhoe was called to the scene to begin demolition at approximately 0200 hrs.  “We knew by 0100 hrs we would not be able to access the burning roofing materials in order to extinguish the fire”, Fire Chief Cameron ABREY stated.  “Because the fire was burning the roof from between the layers, we could not send firefighters onto the roof itself.  The safest option was to call in the backhoe and begin demolition.  This way, we were able to prevent the fire spreading to Acklands Grainger to the East.”

ABREY also reported, “Given the 32 degree temperatures Saturday, we knew the fire would be extremely hard on the firefighters.  Working a fire like this, in these temperatures can quickly take their toll physically on the firefighters.  We have to rotate crews in and out, keeping everyone hydrated.”  It was immediately decided that additional firefighters would be required.  Gilbert Plains Fire Department was requested to assist via the Provincial Mutual Aid System.  “We are extremely appreciative of Gilbert Plains Firefighters assistance.  They arrived on scene with several members and worked diligently alongside our members to remove equipment and tools from the service area and assist with the fire extinguishment.”  The members of Gilbert Plains remained on scene until approximately 2100 hrs Saturday evening.

As the fire is a major loss to the community, the Office of the Fire Commissioner was requested to attend and conduct the fire investigation.  It was determined a window air conditioning unit was the cause of the fire.

The Dauphin Fire Department would like to thank the community for their support during this long incident.  Food was brought for the Firefighters throughout the day and night; thank you to Dave and crew at Showdra Meats, Bruce and crew of Irving’s Catering, Kathy of Kat’s Korner Café and the numerous others that dropped off supplies.  Also thank you to Drozda Backhoe Services and Stirling Enterprises for their assistance to the Fire Department with their heavy equipment as the demolition prevented the fire from spreading to any neighboring properties.

 This video makes me proud to say: "I buy American", and very proud that one of the two factories that build the F-150 is located less that a mile from my home.  Eat your hearts out all you Jap Crap driving pussies!

Kick-Ass Quote: Unknown On Gun Control

You want to take our guns?  Fine, we'll give them to you.....bullets first.
(unknown)

Always remember: If you outlaw guns, only outlaws will have guns.

Respect the Chainsaw, Even the Electric Ones

OK, Everyone who reads the Man Blog knows that I am very critical of others when they fuck up (especially the ones who do 45 in the fast lane), so I must admit when I do something stupid or boneheaded, which is exactly what I did Saturday.

Clearing some brush and trees from my best friend's property, I was using an electric chainsaw.  I had never used an electric before, so I failed to give it the respect it deserves.  I was not wearing gloves for one, and for two, I was "whittling" the smaller stuff off of some small branches for the kids to use as hot dog cooking sticks.  I had let off the trigger, and set the saw down, then proceeded to lay the stick down next to it, as I did, I felt something "bite" my finger, and I just assumed that I had knicked the branch or something, until I saw the blood, and then could see the knuckle bone of my little finger through the flap of skin. Apparently electric chainsaw chains don't stop immediately when you let off the trigger.  I managed to make it to my truck (about 50 feet away), opened the tool box, grabbed an unopened roll of paper towels, got them unwrapped, and got my finger held back together before I laid in the seat of my truck on the verge of passing out.

My lovely wife came to the rescue, and got me all bandaged up (not without telling me I really needed stitches) and the bleeding down to a slow trickle.  It continued to bleed for about 24-36 hours, but it's all good now, just sore from where the muscle, tendons, nerves, and bone have all been chewed.

The first chance I had to get pictures of it without it bleeding everywhere was just today, and they are posted on the next page, just click the "read more" below if you would like to see.  Not real gory, just basically looks like a minor cut at this point, but let me tell you, it wasn't minor....for a chainsaw it was pretty minor though, only one tooth got me, and I was off the trigger.  If I had been on the trigger, it would have for sure taken at least 2 fingers, if not 3.... so respect your chainsaws, even the electric ones!

Never Forget...

Here we are on the 10th anniversary of the terrorist attacks on this great country of ours.  I know the press is running it into the ground, but I can not let this day go by without paying homage Man Blog Style.  


So, here it is:  Tim's Man Blog Tribute to 9-11...

My favorite pictures of people are the ones that do not show a face, yet manage to capture the entire story, and this picture does just that.
One glance, and you can see the physical, mental, and emotional drain that had been inflicted on this hero.

We will indeed never forget.

It will be interesting to see if this goes anywhere (no pun intended)...

Will this be the next big thing? Tata Motors of India thinks so...yes Tata is actually the name of an auto maker, and not just something you see in one of my Massive Mammories Monday posts.
This is an auto engine that runs on air.  That's right, AIR not gas or diesel or electric but just compressed air.  Tata Motors expected these vehicles to hit the streets in India by August, so if they made their mark, they are running all over the place over there.

 Completely butt ugly in my opinion, but they may be on to something here...

Man Up...

Every once in a while, I will shamelessly plug a product.  Not because I get paid for it, but because they are my products of choice.  Just being my product of choice alone will not earn you a coveted spot here on the Man Blog, they still must do something above and beyond, such as Axe having the balls to do a "balls" commercial.

Everyone who knows me can tell you that Miller Light in a longneck bottle is my drink of choice, and their latest series of commercials fit perfectly into the man blog. One of my favorites is this one. Click on the "read more" link to view some others, they are all pretty good.

You can see several of the current Miller Lite ads on their website....which is pretty cool all the way around. Featuring their latest national and regional promotions, merchandise and more....check it out: MillerLite.com
MAN UP!

My Charity...

What if the hardest day of your life was the first?
Bikers for Babies
One Day, One Ride, One Reason

Simple Fix for the United States...

OK, so it's not very often that I post anything on here that is just from me, but here is my brilliant idea to save this great country of ours....that let's face it, is going down the shitter.

It is one simple step that would fix almost every issue the US is facing right now, and will face even worse in the future if we don't do something quick.

The step?  Outlaw paid Lobbyists.  They teach us in school that "This is the US, if you want to change something you can." but they fail to mention the part about having to have millions or even billions of dollars to pay lobbyists to get it done.

People complain that big business runs the country, and paid Lobbyists are a huge part of the reason why.  If you can't put together a group of American people who are willing to volunteer their time to lobby for your cause, then it's not something the American people want....simple as that.

Paid Lobbyists have done more damage to this country than paid sex workers ever could, yet prostitution is illegal.

Just my 2 cents.