I can almost picture the General Lee with Dale Jr. behind the wheel. I wonder what happened to Bo and Luke.
The scary thing is that this guy will probably breed, if he hasn't already.
Showing posts with label Fails. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Fails. Show all posts
Home of the Waggin Wiener errr Wiener Wagon
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| For years men have been looking for a place to buy them, and she has found it.... The one, the only Wiener Wagon. If word gets out, Porsche and Hummer drivers will be lining up around the block. Imagine their disappointment when they see the ketchup n mustard. |
Sunday Service: Worried To Death
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| Just being in a room full of hypocrites will make you want to do it yourself! |
Columbus Day Is a Bogus Hoax
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| Just one more instance that we were lied to in school. I'd like to see just one 3rd grader ask the teacher this question: How the fuck did Columbus "discover" America when the
Indians were already here? What's wrong with schools teaching the truth? |
Overpowered Ford Pinto
Vintage Pinto Body with racing chassis............$30,000.00
Ford Racing Engine..................................$50,000.00
Seat, Safety Gear, Wheels, Tires, etc.............$20,000.00
A $389.00 set of these....
PRICELESS!
Respect the Chainsaw, Even the Electric Ones
OK, Everyone who reads the Man Blog knows that I am very critical of others when they fuck up (especially the ones who do 45 in the fast lane), so I must admit when I do something stupid or boneheaded, which is exactly what I did Saturday.
Clearing some brush and trees from my best friend's property, I was using an electric chainsaw. I had never used an electric before, so I failed to give it the respect it deserves. I was not wearing gloves for one, and for two, I was "whittling" the smaller stuff off of some small branches for the kids to use as hot dog cooking sticks. I had let off the trigger, and set the saw down, then proceeded to lay the stick down next to it, as I did, I felt something "bite" my finger, and I just assumed that I had knicked the branch or something, until I saw the blood, and then could see the knuckle bone of my little finger through the flap of skin. Apparently electric chainsaw chains don't stop immediately when you let off the trigger. I managed to make it to my truck (about 50 feet away), opened the tool box, grabbed an unopened roll of paper towels, got them unwrapped, and got my finger held back together before I laid in the seat of my truck on the verge of passing out.
My lovely wife came to the rescue, and got me all bandaged up (not without telling me I really needed stitches) and the bleeding down to a slow trickle. It continued to bleed for about 24-36 hours, but it's all good now, just sore from where the muscle, tendons, nerves, and bone have all been chewed.
The first chance I had to get pictures of it without it bleeding everywhere was just today, and they are posted on the next page, just click the "read more" below if you would like to see. Not real gory, just basically looks like a minor cut at this point, but let me tell you, it wasn't minor....for a chainsaw it was pretty minor though, only one tooth got me, and I was off the trigger. If I had been on the trigger, it would have for sure taken at least 2 fingers, if not 3.... so respect your chainsaws, even the electric ones!
Kid's Toy Fail...
Talk about a company stepping outside the box in their ads. I don't shop at Ikea, but I have to give them a Man Blog award for this commercial.
Real Man Fail...
If you have trouble figuring out how this is a fail, just think about it for a minute. Consider this a test, a Real Man should be able to figure it out in under a minute.
Real Man Fail...
Dude, don't even bother cleaning it up....Clock out, and go down to the Unemployment Office.
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