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Showing posts with label Harleys. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Harleys. Show all posts
Halloween 2011: Headless Biker
This is one of the only times you will ever see me post a picture of myself. Not because I am scared of internet stalkers, or the FBI, CIA, IRS, or any other 3 letter agency that thinks their shit don't stink...but because I don't want to ugly up, downgrade, or spoil the classy mood of the Man Blog.
I won Most Original Costume though at a party last night, so I wanted to share it. Being the cheapskate that I am, I didn't want to spend any money, so I took the hood from a faceless reaper costume from one of the past year's costumes, and wore it under my motorcycle helmet, put on my Worth Harley Davidson shirt, along with my chaps, riding boots, leather jacket and riding gloves.....viola! Headless biker.
Featured Website: Harley Davidson
It's no secret that I love Harleys, so it's only right that I feature HarleyDavidson.com as the website of the week. The new 2012 models are out, featuring the 103 ci. V twin. The new V-Rod Muscle is completely badass, and built less than 10 miles from where I sit.
Here is where I buy my bikes.... The largest volume Harley Dealer in the midwest, which means bikes as far as the eye can see.
Worth Harley Davidson
Here is where I buy my bikes.... The largest volume Harley Dealer in the midwest, which means bikes as far as the eye can see.
Worth Harley Davidson
Make Mowing Fun!...
A lot of men will be doing yard work today, as Sunday is just a great day to do it, or is the only time you have to do it, but nonetheless, one of these would make it much more fun, and I am guessing a lot faster too.
The John Deere Yard Hog
My Charity...
What if the hardest day of your life was the first?
Bikers for Babies
One Day, One Ride, One Reason
It's all about the respect...
OK, this commercial is just a hair over the top, but the point remains the same. Harleys just demand (and get) respect. What the video doesn't show is that the husband probably left on a rice burner.
True Story: I pulled up to a local store on my $5,000 Harley, and a guy pulled in right next to me with about a $20,000 Suzuki Hyabusa. After conducting our business, and coming back out to our bikes, a bystander informed him that some guy had been letting his kids play on the bike. I asked if the kids had messed with mine, and she said: "No way, he even told them not to mess with it, because it was a Harley".
There's proof I have seen with my own eyes: The cheapest Harley demands more respect than the most expensive jap crap.
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