Awesome Building Design, Dynamic Architecture

I read about dynamic architecture a few years ago, and the article said back then that there was one of these towers under construction in Dubai.  According to the same article though, they claim these buildings can be completed in a fraction of the time it takes to construct a conventional building.  Now, I don't claim to be a genius or anything, but I read the article at least 2 years ago, and I know a conventional building can be built in under 2 years, yet we have yet to see the completed version of one of these towers.....wtf?  So, I guess we are not quite sure if this is for real or not....but man, I hope they are, because these are some neat buildings.

Designed by David Fisher of Dynamic Architecture Group, I can't do it justice just writing about it, you really have to watch the video.

Damn, What Happened To Having Fun At Work?



Epic Douchebag: Mike Ullman Pres/CEO JCPenney

This esteemed Douchebag earns the title by lacking balls.  You all know how much I love a company with balls enough to run controversial ads.  Well, JC Penney had one of those ads, but with a little bit of uproar from some whining bitches, they pulled the ad(s).  (I won't even go into the story about the shirt they pulled from their shelves due to a little heat from probably the same whining bitches.) I'll bet Mr. Ullman keeps his balls tightly tucked in his wife's purse too.  A real man would have put out a press release saying basically: "Fuck you if  you don't like ads we run, buy your own company, and then you can pick the ads." and "Fuck you if you don't like the shirts we sell, buy your own clothing shop, and then you can pick the shirts."
The irony is great though, the commercial featured the infamous Phoebe Cates pool scene from Fast Times At Ridgemont High and got yanked. (HA "yanked"....Ya get it?...if not, rent the movie.)  See the entire story: HERE 

MAN UP! Mike Ullman....Until then, you're a fuckin' Douchebag!

Featured Website: Tool Monger

The web's first tool blog.  Tool Monger features anything and everything tool related.  Also some projects and how-to.
If you make a living with tools, or work with tools as a hobby, check out Tool Monger.

A Country Love Song for Men

This is by far the best Country love song I have ever heard.
Stephen Lynch, you are a Real Man.

How To Make a Beer Bong

This Lesson: How To Make a Beer Bong.  I mean, this IS something every man should know how to do.....right?  

Nonetheless, Enjoy!

Respect the Chainsaw, Even the Electric Ones

OK, Everyone who reads the Man Blog knows that I am very critical of others when they fuck up (especially the ones who do 45 in the fast lane), so I must admit when I do something stupid or boneheaded, which is exactly what I did Saturday.

Clearing some brush and trees from my best friend's property, I was using an electric chainsaw.  I had never used an electric before, so I failed to give it the respect it deserves.  I was not wearing gloves for one, and for two, I was "whittling" the smaller stuff off of some small branches for the kids to use as hot dog cooking sticks.  I had let off the trigger, and set the saw down, then proceeded to lay the stick down next to it, as I did, I felt something "bite" my finger, and I just assumed that I had knicked the branch or something, until I saw the blood, and then could see the knuckle bone of my little finger through the flap of skin. Apparently electric chainsaw chains don't stop immediately when you let off the trigger.  I managed to make it to my truck (about 50 feet away), opened the tool box, grabbed an unopened roll of paper towels, got them unwrapped, and got my finger held back together before I laid in the seat of my truck on the verge of passing out.

My lovely wife came to the rescue, and got me all bandaged up (not without telling me I really needed stitches) and the bleeding down to a slow trickle.  It continued to bleed for about 24-36 hours, but it's all good now, just sore from where the muscle, tendons, nerves, and bone have all been chewed.

The first chance I had to get pictures of it without it bleeding everywhere was just today, and they are posted on the next page, just click the "read more" below if you would like to see.  Not real gory, just basically looks like a minor cut at this point, but let me tell you, it wasn't minor....for a chainsaw it was pretty minor though, only one tooth got me, and I was off the trigger.  If I had been on the trigger, it would have for sure taken at least 2 fingers, if not 3.... so respect your chainsaws, even the electric ones!

Kick-Ass Quote: Johnny Dare

You want romance?  Light a candle while we do it doggy.
(Johnny Dare, Morning DJ 98.9 The Rock KQRC Kansas City)

English Lessons Anyone?

Contrary to what some believe, I don't need English lessons, but if I did, I would definitely give this place a try.
The only issue I see with the commercial is that if you really need English lessons to begin with, you wouldn't understand the irony, which I guess is probably the whole point.
I give them a hearty Man Blog salute for having the balls to do an "outside the box" commercial.  Well Done Soesman!
I googled "Soesman" and all that came up was this commercial and all the chatter around the net concerning this commercial....I did not search real extensively, but I never found anything on a language lessons school.

Epic Douchebag: Fred Phelps of Westboro Baptist Church

Here is a douchebag who is more than worthy of the title.  This prick is the reason I joined the Patriot Guard Riders.  If you don't know who this waste of space is, as soon as you come out of your coma, google him.  You will learn that he is the "Reverend" of Westboro Baptist Church in Topeka KS, which is comprised of mostly his family members (can you say: inbreeders?), and he is such a loser that he couldn't even be a lowlife Lawyer...he was disbarred by the state of Kansas in the late 70s or early 80s, so he and his brood started protesting at funerals of soldiers.

Fred Phelps, you're a fuckin' douchebag!

Featured Website: Harley Davidson


It's no secret that I love Harleys, so it's only right that I feature HarleyDavidson.com as the website of the week. The new 2012 models are out, featuring the 103 ci. V twin.  The new V-Rod Muscle is completely badass, and built less than 10 miles from where I sit.
Here is where I buy my bikes.... The largest volume Harley Dealer in the midwest, which means bikes as far as the eye can see.
Worth Harley Davidson

Is This an FAA Approved Repair?

Kid's Toy Fail...

Talk about a company stepping outside the box in their ads.  I don't shop at Ikea, but I have to give them a Man Blog award for this commercial.

Quote of the week...

It takes a big man to cry....It takes an even bigger man to laugh at the big man crying.
(Heard on 98.9 The Rock KQRC Kansas City)

Friday Funny...

The Camel Toe Song...

Epic Douchebag...

This Epic douchebag not only chose to go down with a ship that he knew was sinking, but borrowed $535 million in government guaranteed loans on the way down.  After Googling him, I also learned that he had worked for Intel, fucking things up while he was there too.  I guess it's too hard to make a go of it in a competitive industry....even with 535 million dollars at your disposal.... DOUCHEBAG!

Wednesday's Website of the Week...


What man can honestly say he isn't amused by farts?  I found this site back when the fastest internet speed was 56k.... so that tells you how long it's been around.  If it's fart related, you will find it at the Fart Farm.

Follow up on Senco Fusion Nailer...

Awhile back I posted an article about the Senco Fusion Nailer.  I have not used one of these, so I in no way endorse it, I am merely highlighting the new technology and I have to admit, everything I have seen is impressive. They are going for $400 at this point, but like all new technology, I expect that will come down over time.

As a follow up of that article, here is a video review.


How-To Tuesday...

This week's lesson: How To Replace a Kitchen Faucet.....Enjoy!

Massive Motors Monday... 09-11-11

Happy Monday!

Never Forget...

Here we are on the 10th anniversary of the terrorist attacks on this great country of ours.  I know the press is running it into the ground, but I can not let this day go by without paying homage Man Blog Style.  


So, here it is:  Tim's Man Blog Tribute to 9-11...

My favorite pictures of people are the ones that do not show a face, yet manage to capture the entire story, and this picture does just that.
One glance, and you can see the physical, mental, and emotional drain that had been inflicted on this hero.

We will indeed never forget.

Sunday Service...

It will be interesting to see if this goes anywhere (no pun intended)...

Will this be the next big thing? Tata Motors of India thinks so...yes Tata is actually the name of an auto maker, and not just something you see in one of my Massive Mammories Monday posts.
This is an auto engine that runs on air.  That's right, AIR not gas or diesel or electric but just compressed air.  Tata Motors expected these vehicles to hit the streets in India by August, so if they made their mark, they are running all over the place over there.

 Completely butt ugly in my opinion, but they may be on to something here...

Man Up...

Every once in a while, I will shamelessly plug a product.  Not because I get paid for it, but because they are my products of choice.  Just being my product of choice alone will not earn you a coveted spot here on the Man Blog, they still must do something above and beyond, such as Axe having the balls to do a "balls" commercial.

Everyone who knows me can tell you that Miller Light in a longneck bottle is my drink of choice, and their latest series of commercials fit perfectly into the man blog. One of my favorites is this one. Click on the "read more" link to view some others, they are all pretty good.

You can see several of the current Miller Lite ads on their website....which is pretty cool all the way around. Featuring their latest national and regional promotions, merchandise and more....check it out: MillerLite.com
MAN UP!

Quote of the week...

Not even an hour, and he's already a big ole bowl of pussy whip.
(Jax Teller, Sons of Anarchy referring to Opie on his wedding day)

Friday Funny...

Just watch... It is in German, so I can't tell what they are saying, but it's obvious what is going on.  Guaranteed to make you laugh your ass off.

A Real American Hero who makes G.I. Joe look like a pussy...


I felt bad about naming an American Soldier as Douchebag of the Week, so I must post a Real Man who is also an American Soldier: Marine Sgt. Dakota Meyer.  Please read the following story all the way through, and try to wrap your head around just what Mr. Meyer did.  Mr. Meyer is a Real Man, a Real Soldier and a Real American Hero.  A very deserving recipient of his Congressional Medal of Honor for bravery.
Well done Sgt. Meyer!  I thank you, Real Men everywhere thank you, and most importantly, the American people thank you.


I copied the following article directly from the U.S. Marines website: www.marines.mil

On Sept. 8, 2009,approximately 15 kilometers south into the Ganjgal Village, Kunar Province, Afghanistan, Embedded Training Team (ETT) 2-8, Regional Corps Advisory Command 3-7 joined together with elements of 1st Kandak, 2nd Brigade, 201st Corps of Afghan National Army (ANA) and 2nd Kandak of the Afghan Border Police (ABP) for a joint operation to conduct a key leader engagement with village elders to discuss security development plans. Marine ETT advisers were allocated in groups of four to pair with ANA/ABP forces. At the time, Sergeant (then-Corporal) Dakota L. Meyer was serving with his four-man ETT including 1st. Lt. Michael Johnson, Staff Sgt. Aaron Kenefick, and Petty Officer Third Class James Layton. The joint operation unit was organized into four elements: an observation post, a quick reaction force (QRF), a dismounted patrol and a security element at the objective rally point (ORP). Meyer was tasked to the security element at the ORP while his ETT team, now joined by Gunnery Sgt. Edwin Johnson, served as the forward element of the joint operation unit.

Douchebag of the Week...

Daniel Morgan
This week's douchebag has gone above and beyond his call of duty as a Navy Corpsman.  This jack off went AWOL, and proceeded to issue a bomb threat at a Southern California high school.  If you haven't seen the story yet, you can read it here.

New Shooting Style...

Awesome follow through!

Wednesday's Website of the Week...


I listen to the Johnny Dare morning show almost every day, and a lot of the quotes, sayings, jokes etc. that I post on here are shamelessly stolen from him.  His website features some hilarious show bits, some great parodies and you can stream the show live.

How-To Tuesday...

This week's video: How-To Install a Ceiling Fan.....Enjoy!

No one likes dirty balls...

Not very often will you see me endorse a product on here unless it is a product I actually use, and I do happen to like the Axe line of products.  The following video is of a press conference taking place at the Axe headquarters, and is one of the best ads I have seen.  Nice to see a company show some "balls", step outside of the box, toss politically correct out the window and make a video like this....Well Done Unilever!
www.theaxeeffect.com


Massive Motor Monday... 09-05-11

Happy Labor Day Monday!

Make Mowing Fun!...

A lot of men will be doing yard work today, as Sunday is just a great day to do it, or is the only time you have to do it, but nonetheless, one of these would make it much more fun, and I am guessing a lot faster too.
The John Deere Yard Hog

Sunday Service...


Quote of the week...

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
G.K. Chesterton
(thanks to Julie Bremer-Huckleberry for suggesting this quote)

Here was my comment in regards to this quote:  I drink, I smoke, I cuss like a Sailor, I wish bad things on folks who do 45 in the fast lane and I don't go to church nearly as often as I should....but I am still a whole lot more Christian that 95% of the hypocrites who are always announcing their Christianity.