Epic Douchebag: Mike Ullman Pres/CEO JCPenney

This esteemed Douchebag earns the title by lacking balls.  You all know how much I love a company with balls enough to run controversial ads.  Well, JC Penney had one of those ads, but with a little bit of uproar from some whining bitches, they pulled the ad(s).  (I won't even go into the story about the shirt they pulled from their shelves due to a little heat from probably the same whining bitches.) I'll bet Mr. Ullman keeps his balls tightly tucked in his wife's purse too.  A real man would have put out a press release saying basically: "Fuck you if  you don't like ads we run, buy your own company, and then you can pick the ads." and "Fuck you if you don't like the shirts we sell, buy your own clothing shop, and then you can pick the shirts."
The irony is great though, the commercial featured the infamous Phoebe Cates pool scene from Fast Times At Ridgemont High and got yanked. (HA "yanked"....Ya get it?...if not, rent the movie.)  See the entire story: HERE 

MAN UP! Mike Ullman....Until then, you're a fuckin' Douchebag!

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