A Marine's Christmas Message Home

Bless our troops this Christmas.
This video is Marine Master Sargent Robert Allen's message home to his wife in a song he has written himself.

I challenge you to watch and listen without getting a little emotional, a little more patriotic, and a lot more thankful.

Well Done Sgt. Allen! Thank you for allowing this video to be shared, and thank you for your service to our great country.

Your sacrifice is not forgotten here at home.
 The biggest of Man Blog salutes goes out to all of our troops.  Merry Christmas Soldiers!

Larry The Cable Guy on Lousy Carolers

I had a caroler come to my door last night, and he really sucked: "Don't let your dog shit in my yard, and quit peeking in my windows or I am calling the cops".  That don't even rhyme! Not to mention, hollering ain't singing.  What a moron!

(I must give credit to Larry the Cable Guy for posting similar on
Facebook, I changed it slightly, but he gets credit for the joke.)

Massive Motors Monday... 12-19-11


Sunday Service: Moses, Meet Steve


Another Follow up on the Senco Fusion Nailer

I posted about the Senco Fusion Nailer awhile back, thinking it was a cool new nailgun technology, and it is, but apparently it can use a little refining...maybe should have undergone a little more R&D, at least according to this guy.

I myself have never had my hands on one, or even seen one in person, but this gentleman seems to know what he wants in a nail gun, and the Senco Fusion is not it.

Busted By Santa


Kick-Ass Qoute: George Carlin

I can't disagree.  But that's why men have so much fun...half of us are too stupid to know we really shouldn't be doing what we are doing, the other half knows we shouldn't be doing it, but are too stupid to care.   R.I.P. Mr. Carlin

How-To Crack an A.T.M.

This week's video: How To Crack an A.T.M. in Under a Minute

I hope these thugs get caught, and spend lots of time being someone's bitch in prison...but I gotta give em kudos for the well orchestrated performance.  It's almost like watching a NASCAR pit stop.

The Shocker: Hand Gesture of The New Millennium

The single hand gesture goes back centuries, but most recently, the ones we remember are the "Thumbs Up" of the fifties, the "Peace Sign" of the sixties, the "Spocker" of the seventies, the "Bird" of the eighties, the "Talk To The Hand" of the nineties, and the new millennium brings us....The Shocker.

Also known as "two in the pink, one in the stink" or "Two in the goo, one in the poo", among many other nicknames, "The Shocker" has almost become an everyday term synonymous with surprising your gal with a pinky up the ass.   The Shocker  has caught on big in certain circles (like mine) and is taking the world by storm.  Schools have had talks of reprinting entire yearbooks due to kids throwing The Shocker in some of the pictures.
Wikipedia describes The Shocker [HERE]

The Urban Dictionary's take on The Shocker [HERE]  (along with a hilarious list of nicknames)

A website dedicated to pictures of people throwing The Shocker [HERE]

There is a book dedicated to The Shocker [HERE]

The high school yearbook story [HERE]


Two Rock Bands (that I know of) have written, recorded and performed songs titled: The Shocker
See videos below
Warner Drive:

Steel Panther:

For more information on this craze that is sweeping the world,  just Google: "The Shocker", there is plenty of hilarity out there, including  American Soldiers teaching Middle Eastern kids the fine art of throwing The Shocker.